1. kingofcreppyisland:

    Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

    Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

    Bae: My parents are out

    Me:

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    (via newyorkripper)

     
  2. modernpolymath:

    nazvseverything:

    iamxmrk:

    This is why I hate texting sometimes.

    Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

    This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

    (via maggiekarp2)

     
     
  3. postracialcomments:

    Police pinning peaceful protester against the wall

    St Louis

    (via spookspookerson)

     
     
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  5. Dude stop! My controller isn’t working right.

    (Source: kumagawa, via writeinthehead)

     
     
  6. (Source: shashin-nikki, via lizzy-blue)

     
  7. Seals are just aquatic dogs. 

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via ladyvandaele)

     
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